Parents:  Don't forget to make us proud
Friends:  Don't forget to socialize
Teachers:  Don't forget to get A's
Strangers:  Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex:  Don't forget to look good
Society:  Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr:  Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today

oberonwasking:

Oi. Reblog this and I’ll design a fairy based off of your blog. Might be your character if you’re a role play blog, might not be. You’ll have to take your chances.

And if you really inspire me I might actually put color on it. Cool, right? I reserve the right to end this whenever I want to. You must have your submit box open, dudes.

becauseavengers:

labish:

I have no regrets making this

tHANKS A LOT I WAS DRINKING MILK AND SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER MY FUCKING COMPUTER FUCJ

Wow. Speechless. Traumatized.

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

too-stoned-to-remember:

Finding someone with the same music taste as you

 (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me:  “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy:  “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me:  “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy:  “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”  (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)